Another day, yet another message from yet another guy. This time the first sentence was complimenting my ass or calling attention to being fat: “A white girl with big ass – nice!” I guess, I don’t know. I screamed out loud at first, then announced to everyone at work that someone liked me ass even though most of my profile pictures are of my face, because I don’t want a man to date my ass. There is only one photo of my sitting on a bench, so I guess that must have been big enough there. Of course I blocked him, not only for the comment about my ass, but also because he mentioned that he knows the entire national Polish soccer team.
When I go on the online dating website and browse for guys, I am looking for guys, not their dogs. Did you notice how many dating profile pics are with their dogs?
I am NOT intrested in dating a dog or a guy with a dog, just a guy. period. Imagine if I posted a photo of myself and my cat, or a picture of my cat talking about it as if it was my baby. Do you think I would be getting any dates? I don’t think so. The only thing that people will think of me would be a single cat lady. So do me a favour and do NOT post photos of your dog in hopes of dating me. The only person allowed to do so is Ryan Gosling. You welcome.