Thought Catalog

1. It feels so clinical. You meet for drinks (never for dinner because it’s too much of a time commitment) and then you size them up like a scientist would with a lab sample. There’s nothing really romantic about it. It feels very “I’m a human who’s wired for companionship so now I’m on the hunt for my mate.” Ooooh, sexy sizzle!

2. It’s depressing. Through dating, you get to discover just how many sad fucked up lonely people there are in the world and then you become resentful that you’re even in this category with them. I feel like people walk away from so many dates just being like, “Oh god, I hope I’m not as messed up as they are.”

3. You get insulted. Last night, I was having dinner with a couple of friends and one of the girls told us about a recent date she…

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A White Girl With A Big Ass

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Another day, yet another message from yet another guy. This time the first sentence was complimenting my ass or calling attention to being fat: “A white girl with big ass – nice!” I guess, I don’t know. I screamed out loud at first, then announced to everyone at work that someone liked me ass even though most of my profile pictures are of my face, because I don’t want a man to date my ass. There is only one photo of my sitting on a bench,  so I guess that must have been big enough there. Of course I blocked him, not only for the comment about my ass,  but also because he mentioned that he knows the entire national Polish soccer team.

Dating Profile Pics – No Dogs Necessary

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When I go on the online dating website and browse for guys, I am looking for guys, not their dogs. Did you notice how many dating profile pics are with their dogs?

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I am NOT intrested in dating a dog or a guy with a dog, just a guy. period. Imagine if I posted a photo of myself and my cat, or a picture of my cat talking about it as if it was my baby. Do you think I would be getting any dates? I don’t think so. The only thing that people will think of me would be a single cat lady. So do me a favour and do NOT post photos of your dog in hopes of dating me. The only person allowed to do so is Ryan Gosling. You welcome.

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